Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML
Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I spent two hours baking a chocolate cake for my coworker Cathy's birthday. I took it into the office, everyone gathered, and we sang. Her birthday is actually next week. The person whose birthday was today is named Kevin, and he’s allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
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Arcterion 0
Just admit you tried to kill her.
Joe2794 0
YDI for pushing people into cakes.
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Comments (79)
GraceMonica 8
Yeah, you're a dick.
TheOthin 0
Technically, he said he thought it would be funny to pretend to push her, not that he actually pretended to push her.
sunnshinne 0
agreeeeed
giganticbrain 0
It's called being awesome. And that's what he is.
aaaaa2p 0
You stupid idiot.
caligal14 0
Well, if she laughed I assume she knew it was a joke... I mean, I assume by 'pretended to push' you mean like, 'lightly nudged' or something. I assume she thought she caught her balance, then laughed, realized she hadn't entirely steadied herself, then fell. And you didn't know she was allergic to the coconuts so if you had you wouldn't have done it in the first place. It really could go either way though... depending on if you feel guilty or not.
deaditegirl 0
What are you, 7 years old? YDI for thinking pushing people into cakes is funny.
Person1233 13
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kapay 0
HHAHAHAHA You're right! That WAS funny to do.
stephanieeDawnx 0
No.
top_o_themornin 0
go back to preschool
clockworkrainbow 3
That was a dick move.. Before I even broke out in hives/stopped breathing (as I am allergic to coconut as well) I would've punched you in the face.
AnnaBL4473 0
haha. You fail. See you cant have been in the work industry for any length of time because 'work' is not an industry. And just because *your* office doesn't have a cake, doesn't mean that no offices have cakes.
I_am_stupid_also 6
you must work in the asshole industry if no one ever got a cake at work there
Whats_Love09 0
You just suck at life for this one... He pushed her into the coconut cake. Her coming into contact with the coconut flakes caused the allergic reaction. SHE DIDN'T ACTUALLY EAT IT! And who cares about your "work" industry... My mother's place of work has office parties all the time. With cake and food trays and such. Just because your office is lame doesn't mean everyone else's is....
Intoxicunt 6
*Facepalm* Did you just troll? You know saying "fake" like that is against the rules, right?
gummibehrs 4
Erm... She didn't eat the cake. Read.
Witchcraft_fml 5
You fail at trolling.
juventis 16
He didn't know she was allergic plus she found it funny in the first place. I'm sure shell forgive him soon....
snowangel1616 0
YDI. why the hell would you even "pretend" to push someone in a cake? what are u, 5?
CosmicPossum 2
You're a complete jerk. >:( You owe her for her dry cleaning bills, too!