Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist, and ran. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my ex and his new girlfriend walking towards me. To make things less awkward, I tried to be cool and give him a high five. He misjudged and went for a fist bump. I ended up slapping his hand, and it felt like it lasted forever, all while she just smirked at me. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, in a nightclub packed with people, I enthusiastically went in for a handshake with someone but they went for a fist bump. We both ended up doing the awkward “Pull back and retry” dance for a solid five seconds. I think I just lost all credibility. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway at work when I saw a coworker I hadn't talked to in a while. I went for a high-five as a friendly greeting, but she didn’t see me coming and instead awkwardly grabbed my hand like she was about to hold it. We both froze for a second, and then awkwardly sighed and practically ran away. FML
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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soccerchick02 3
aaaaaaaaaaawkward
Flamehog9 0
lol, fail much?
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Comments (224)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Should've done something different, like played it off. Now a rapper just thinks you're a punk. YDI
inSayne 7
should've put out two fingers and yelled "rock paper scissors!! I WIN!!!"
Kirashai 9
127 WIN.
Asario 0
i dont really think your life is effed. maybe a little funny. not effed. everybody makes mistakes. and no i am not quoting that blonde chick. whats her name... hannah montana er something.
tattieannecaldwe 0
Don't act like you haven't seen every episode of that secret popstar's life.
iSkeetOnYer 0
#16 Your a cumguzzler
roeallen 11
I am afraid to comment on that
MagicMeds 0
an FML doesn't mean your life is ruined, it means your life is a bitch who screws you over all the time
HowardTheDuck 0
you took my picture D:
jolly12 0
hahaha noob haah
im2cool2fml 0
haha it's ight man you still got to give him a knuckle-5
lovinit5683 0
Haha!! At first I thought it said raper.
AAShah 0
Your a blonde. Explains so much. Jk.
ItsJustMak 0
win 26
knight0748 5
win 28's chest
celerysticks381 0
23=OL WIN !!
bethyyy6 0
me too lol
Johny718 0
you would!
ohcanaduh 0
i love high fiving my favourite rapist
paprikacha 9
Hey, maybe Knuckle-5's will catch on and everybody'll be doing it this time next year. You could be a trendsetter, man. :D
qwertyuiop44 0
yeah but what if it catches on as like a way to say I hate you without fighting? "I'm gonna kick your ass punk, but I don't want to go to jail. KNUCKLE FIVE ME NOW."
mcwar 0
haha
DocBastard 40
OP: High five! Jay Z: Punch it in, dog. OP: Yeah, fist bump! Jay Z: Up top, bro. OP: Uh, I just felt up your fist. Jay Z: Get away from me. OP: I love you, man!! Jay Z: SECURITY!!!
cherry72 13
lmao. love your sense if humor.
cherry72 13
oops. meant sense of humor lol damn iPod auto correct ugh.
qwertyuiop44 0
what is "op"? I've heard it a million times and still remain in the dark.
qwertyuiop44 0
and don't say orangutan pecker. cuz you'd be a lyin.
ZoroFresh 0
optimus prime
Draminicaus 0
Overzealous Pineapples.
DocBastard 40
Zoro and Draminicaus - stop teasing the noob! It isn't nice. Qwerty, it stands for Origami Pirate.
Draminicaus 0
Yeah, teasing the new people just isn't as fun as it used to be. Qwerty, if you see a guy on here named DocBastard, correct his grammar. Even if it's right. No matter how insignificant it may seem, you gotta do it. He thinks it's hilarious. ^_^
DocBastard 40
*shakes fist menacingly at Draminicaus*
vashthestampede 0
OP=Original Poster
zp5 4
thats *shakes* fist, doc. ^_^
bellem1122 0
hilarious !!! XD why did u run away ? lol
ItsJustMak 0
Haha. Which rapper?
Cositaa03 0
lmaoo thts funny