Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist, and ran. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my ex and his new girlfriend walking towards me. To make things less awkward, I tried to be cool and give him a high five. He misjudged and went for a fist bump. I ended up slapping his hand, and it felt like it lasted forever, all while she just smirked at me. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, in a nightclub packed with people, I enthusiastically went in for a handshake with someone but they went for a fist bump. We both ended up doing the awkward “Pull back and retry” dance for a solid five seconds. I think I just lost all credibility. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway at work when I saw a coworker I hadn't talked to in a while. I went for a high-five as a friendly greeting, but she didn’t see me coming and instead awkwardly grabbed my hand like she was about to hold it. We both froze for a second, and then awkwardly sighed and practically ran away. FML
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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soccerchick02 3
aaaaaaaaaaawkward
Flamehog9 0
lol, fail much?
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Comments (224)
Sadochan 0
You should've just said 'Wow, I'm really white..' and it'll have released any awkward tension.
Mikki4321 0
I'm sorry, but that's not FYL at all, it's just really cute and funny.
GoBrewCrew 0
well you fail
uupa99 0
ydi for going to a rap concert.
Djosef_fml 0
''Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform...'' I already knew I was going to click YDI.
Mr25_fml 14
What rapper?
MfailK 0
white ppl
tallasianOMG 0
what rapper?
thirdbase1733 0
I've made jokes about this happening before But I never thought It would ever actually happen
ulicksam 0
YDI for having extremely bad taste in music.