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biotch This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

No match for the overwhelming force

Today, as a volunteer at the local daycare, I was with 3 and 4 year olds. They thought it would be funny to trip me and then jump on my back. I hit my elbow hard on the ground. A bunch of pre-schoolers beat me up. FML

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Kids are monsters. Tiny, ruthless monsters.

I guess you already know how many 5-year olds you can beat up: 0

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I feel your pain. You don't expect them to hit hard at all but when they kick you with their heelys, it HURTS.

FreedomFirst 0

Yep, that doesn't surprise me. Now you know why moms don't get any sleep. Can't even sit down without being mauled. Remember that the next time you don't feel like using a condom......

Those preschoolers can be vicious.

Did they tabletop you and break your kneecaps? I feel you pain, kids are vicious!

xD funny. I babysit a four year old all the time and one time she tried stabbing me with a butter knife :) OP- sorry mayb next time you'll make friends with them?? Haha

CyclonePsycho 1

Kids are effin vicious.

Twins_Rock27 0

wow just... wow

you hit your elbow and that's your idea of getting "beat up?"

toughen up !

I hate kids.