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No match for the overwhelming force

Today, as a volunteer at the local daycare, I was with 3 and 4 year olds. They thought it would be funny to trip me and then jump on my back. I hit my elbow hard on the ground. A bunch of pre-schoolers beat me up. FML

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Kids are monsters. Tiny, ruthless monsters.

I guess you already know how many 5-year olds you can beat up: 0

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kids are basterds

ydi for being a wimp

ninjanate 0

ydi it for working in a daycare. dumbass.

it's a jersey thing ;)

you hit your elbow hard?? wow

Yep they can get you, never let them get on the ground, they don't fight fair. I work at a daycare and yes you can't hit them , they are little kids, but no one told them they couldn't hit you or bite you. I have been bitten. I'm Thinking of changing jobs.

I wish I could 'like' this.

Another prime example of how people don't know how to properly parent. Every one of those kids thought this would be funny? I really think there should be some sort of test requirement anymore before people are allowed to procreate.