biotch
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
No match for the overwhelming force
Today, as a volunteer at the local daycare, I was with 3 and 4 year olds. They thought it would be funny to trip me and then jump on my back. I hit my elbow hard on the ground. A bunch of pre-schoolers beat me up. FML
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kitkatkelly 0
Kids are monsters. Tiny, ruthless monsters.
nuked 0
I guess you already know how many 5-year olds you can beat up: 0
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glykoula09 0
"How many kids' heads I can knock off" should be your new hobby.
plethora 3
#9: I lol'd IRL.
kallwade 0
You MFing loser, kill yourself. Toddlers beat you up? Grow some balls and show them bad ass kids who's in charge!!!
BaldOuting 0
awww what mean children. you should make an example out of the ring leader.
PureGold 0
Awww!! I hope they didn't break anything xP That's like this male counselor that worked at a day camp I went to way back when. One of the girl groups tackled him down one day and polished his nails xD. He didn't have any polish-remover though, so they were like that for a few days lol, he was so embarrassed.
kishycathiee 0
LOL that's funny, but painful.
24788 7
I don't think I would be able to tell this story.
AntiChrist7 0
volunteer + 3 and 4 year olds = offcours YDI
arienh4 0
If you get attacked by a lot of children at once there's not much you can do. Strength in numbers you know?
Jackthestripper 0
The worst bit is you can't even hit them back... Legal repercussions...