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No life

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

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What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

That is pretty depressing.

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that's kind of pathetic

it's not kind of pathetic, it's the definition of pathetic.

OP: ur ugly OP: well ur a ho OP: am not!! ur a stupid dum bitch OP: whatev, u suck! OP: umad bro? Friend: You're a moron. Don't ever talk to me again.

Today, I lost an argument with myself online. FML

^ you just made my day XD

if that's how you have to impress your friends, then you definitely deserve it.

olpally 33

yeah... he epically fails at life by doing that. what a loser and an idiot...

iloveqts 8

I suggest you find some friends, you'd be surprised at how friendly some people are.

you are a pathetic excuse for a person. who gets impressed by argument on facebook. that is retarded.

how would that impress anyone?

iLOLatURpain69 7

Did you win the arugment?

On your profile, in the 'about' section.. you've spelt Eminem wrong... Just saying. Lol

the ****? i generally dislike people, and i can still at least make a friend or two. TRY HARDER, OP! |the kid|

I wonder how much times the words **** and ***** was used. Hmmm... perhaps 12?

Same number as OP's age.

That's offensive to 12 year olds. None of them are that stupid.

How would this impress ur friends?