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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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No life
Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML
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daybowbow 0
What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?
TheJashinist 8
That is pretty depressing.
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Comments (221)
dondomom 0
yep, no more good fmls :(
Gross2332 0
151 nice pic :)
Late_night83 25
bwahaha, fyl
11up 14
haha at least make it a hot girl...
worldcupcheer17 0
atleast you didn't make an account for a dog..hopefully..
MrSassypants 34
bwahaha? What happened to the old evil "mwahahaha?" D:
nahgemoohc 17
#33, times are changing
MrSassypants 34
*Slap* Snap out of it! We can beat this.... we can beat this!!!
chrispyy21 0
fayke: lisen hear boy, u creem on muh feat last nite. u aint evan put it in muh V!! reel: yah cuz i lyke dem feat bich! get sum derty soks n lemme buss off on dem tows. fayke: be rite ovar!!!!
blanquito 1
how will fighting with your imaginary friend impress your friends?
UnicornHunter 12
LOL YDI.
wintamint101 7
how is that impressive?
NeatNit 33
I hate the dumb "I realised how lifeless I am" FMLs. Those people are just pathetic idiots who can do something with their lives. When you feel like a worthless piece of shit - that's when you BECOME a worthless piece of shit! Just think positive, this is who you are so stop complaining!
heyy17 10
nobody is gonna see it unless "you" and you are mutal friends....
baddud300 6
umm...? How many friends do you have exactly?
OceanBreathesSal 5
at mrsassypants, I know someone who made an account for her dog. yea the dog even received birthday wishes...
OceanBreathesSal 5
my bad that was a reply for 25, wow I must be really tired. I really need to get some sleep,
MrHughJass 0
Sometimes, I wish there was a "Nobody cares" button.
nicobington 1
that would be nice
Trololololololo_fml 7
If you have no life, how do you have friends?
DalekScythe 0
that's nothing, I made a YouTube channel for my cat out of boredom.
CsDy1395 6
Thanks for the motivational speech 91.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
how would that impress your friends? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!
TheJashinist 8
That is pretty depressing.
everybodyluvsMEN 0
I know somebody who actually made a Facebook of a fake guy and pretended that it was her bf. And then it turned out the picture was of a famous Youtuber. lol
tmoore03 0
wow! that is funny!! lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Justin Bieber? Crocker?
JessieMongoose 11
73 - Which Youtuber?
Denikk 0
WHICH YOUTUBER???!!!??!!??!!!111
everybodyluvsMEN 0
Ummm i forget his name. He has like a blonde bowl cut kinda thing and hes a singer. And I'm pretty sure hes in California
everybodyluvsMEN 0
by the way, sorry i hacked your thread 3 :P
TheSarge 0
it just means you have no friends
darlingdollie 24
Cody Simpson?!
jiimbo344 0
pathetic
OWNZ 0
U gotta wonder how they even have any friends...
omgcookeys 15
i've been in several internet fights... with real people... it's fun. :)
iLOLatURpain69 7
4- I cant tell if your picture is of a male or female, but either way it turns me on.
johnson94 5
fighting on the Internet is like winning the special olympics... no matter what you are still retarded..
quadder 0
125- truth
Notimetobleed 14
well known saying, you just said it to sound funny and smart. you're not
nicobington 1
damn dude get a life
javierrrrm 12
lol ur picture
nicobington 1
2nd time someone's said that thank you and STDs aren't pokemon remember that
BostonBear 33
yeah op is pretty much a tool bag
bharted85 7
Lol just delete the account and talk to your friends straight forward.
starile 20
That defeats the purpose of hiding the fact he's a total loser.
bharted85 7
I guess it can't be helped then.
daybowbow 0
What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?
OWNZ 0
NOTHING is more manly than having an argument with your imaginary friend! :D
wisericky 12
dude, this one time my imaginary friend was talken shit about my momma, so i had to beat the shit out of him. He got some good shots on me and stuff, threw me down a flight of stairs. But you should see him, hes way more ****** up.
DocBastard 40
Cool story, bro. Lay off the crack, man. Seriously. I'm worried about you.
tzuriel11 9
^^ i agree
nativepimp 1
crack don't make you see shit
abasio 1
Makes you say dumb shit though.
MJ5000 0
u would know
swift1fan4ever 0
:/
Dreamcatcher619 6
58-FTW!(:
taytaysssxy 0
I love you stranger
taytaysssxy 0
I love you stranger
darnmylife11 0
wow, that is lame..
darkness4dummies 0
seriously? Why would you do that just to impress your friends gosh you dont need to impress your friends unless thats the only way to keep them then you need new friends.
freelove_fml 2
Except that people like OP *don't know* how to make new friends, which is why they cling to whatever they have and go out of their way to "impress". (And I'm not even giving OP a hard time, this is actually pretty sad)
Mekeritrig 15
We've all done that. Especially the ones who say they've never done it.
Jesus_Christ69 0
No I think it's just you and OP that have done that. Nice try though.
KiddNYC1O 22
We surveyed 100 people. Name one person that creates fake Facebook accounts to fight themselves and impress their friends. -I'm going to say Mekeritrig - Survey sayyys... *Ding* |Mekeritrig |95| Yes!
kewlkate 9
Jesus speaks the truth! Hallelujah!!!
PainInTheAsss 16
Yeah, nobody does that... Unless you're a ****** loner... I guess it just sucks to be you.