Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
No help wanted
Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML
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cellycrunk 16
Ouch. Maybe he was trying to steal something?
tzemmy 25
i dont undetstand people like this. god what an ass
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Masonjar13 10
That sounds like a black-market deal, pre-exchange.
SteppenBeatle 3
Well, damn how rude of him
feven 32
I'm just trying to imagen someone with all their teeth knocked out. Damn, that would look really funny.
hmrhoades 18
....at least he would help you find them?
Dynosaur_dollie 38
At least he offered to help find them after? some customers just suck
amansingh 8
....
noah_1234 24
i dont get these ignorant customers, is it so hard to just say no
sjbartholome 14
I would have gone up to his face and called his bluff. "Bitch, ******* try it!"
SmoothPancakes 10
Some days I wish assault with a crowbar was legal...
RedPillSucks 33
That would make it easier to knock people's teeth out, I suppose.
ostfaiz 18
May be the word 'help' had a bad impression on that persons life! everytime someone offered him a 'help' left him in a mess or looted, so he found Ops 'help' the same way
Summercarezzi 11
I would help him find his way out.