stoopidRUnner
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Next time, I'll just ignore you
Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML
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PureGold 0
Aww...that's awful. Feel better!! I'm sorry about your marathon :( Never get that close to a wild animal with antlers or horns...a bull almost broke my dad's elbow by just turning it's head xP. Instead it just tore of the sleeve of his favorite leather jacket.
arms_akimbo 0
No good deeds goes unpunished. I know you just wanted to help, but man? That's a wild animal that has been stuck in a fence for who knows how long. He was vulnerable, and you were way, way too close. You're lucky he only smacked you in the hip, he coulda gored you or stomped your arse into the dirt.
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Comments (94)
WickedFan 12
You were very kind to try to help the deer, but deer are wild animals and this one was very frightened, so there is a large amount of danger.
homes7d 14
You need to call 911 when you see a animal in destress
cwl727 33
I am so glad you helped the deer!!!!
avavav 5
just the happening, it had to be it happened
Jahdan 5
A wise man once said ' DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!"
SecretelySatan 12
Hey. Your good deed for the year was accomplished. You helped something. So good job. You go glen coco!!
Masift 21
Well that was really nice of you to help a wild animal! That deer obviously doesn't seem to think you were helping him/her. sorry about your marathon :(
fredyjabe_fml 15
Life is a bitch, you offer your hand and it takes the whole arm. :(