stoopidRUnner
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Next time, I'll just ignore you
Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML
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PureGold 0
Aww...that's awful. Feel better!! I'm sorry about your marathon :( Never get that close to a wild animal with antlers or horns...a bull almost broke my dad's elbow by just turning it's head xP. Instead it just tore of the sleeve of his favorite leather jacket.
arms_akimbo 0
No good deeds goes unpunished. I know you just wanted to help, but man? That's a wild animal that has been stuck in a fence for who knows how long. He was vulnerable, and you were way, way too close. You're lucky he only smacked you in the hip, he coulda gored you or stomped your arse into the dirt.
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Comments (94)
yabadabado 9
Time to call Chuck Norris he'll mess that deer up!
metalmods94 8
How many points did its antlers have?
kei1108 13
Buy at least you helped someone in need! :) I'm sorry, OP. But at least you didn't injure yourself doing something stupid.
AEady15 3
At least u did a good deed.
peniiis 8
Why was there a deer by a school?
fogrunner 13
But you saved his life! :D
stephen96walsh 1
Maybe because u did some good it was possible tat u wer Gunna get hurt at ur marathon and now tat u did good it's away of keeping u away from it look at it tat way :-)
jackzana 13
you should've gotten on the other side of the fence and then let him free that way he couldn't try to kill you before running off
xRezSynn 15
:( at least you did the right thing though. There will always be next time!
Lct1196 31
Ride the deer like a horse throughout the marathon. It owes you one