Kelly
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Roseville, United States
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Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML
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RabidBunny 10
There has never been a better time to get revenge. Have fun OP.
mizuki123 8
That's why when I lend things I get it back before lending another thing.. Best friend or not.
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Comments (69)
Angelcakes79 4
So what? She's your best friend, be supportive, and if you guys are really close then of course u wouldn't mind sharing your stuff. That's what friends do for each other
DocBastard 40
No it's true. I've lent my friends my watch, my tools, my car, my... Wait, no I haven't. If my friends need help with something, they ask for help. That's how friendship works. Real friends don't PAWN YOUR SHIT.
rattusrattus 19
I'm your friend. Can I borrow your printer please? Because we are good friends, are we not? You'd be very supportive if you did.
Heinousness 0
You both please me when I'm on FML. Keep up the good, punny, work( I'm looking at you, DocBastard)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Aww, since I'm your best friend, can I use the computer you are using right now? I need it for a project I'm doing for my English class. Pwease? You said we were friends. I promise not to sell it...
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
28, I sure as **** don't think you'd like a best friend abusing your trust, stealing your shit, and keeping the money. That's not friendship, that being a user.
Jaxx66 21
Being stolen from isn't friendship. Nor is it supportive.
shadyFOXfire 0
lol sue that bitch
MisterEx 28
Why not rape her also while she's at it?
saidoh_fml 26
After a few unreturned items it doesn't make sense to lend anything else. How does it continue for years?
ycrem0n 21
Pawned!
Heinousness 0
Well, OP was a pawn in her friend's plan. Bad puns make everything punny.
rooney0710 5
As long as you didn't lend her skyrim...
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Yeah, then heads would have to roll.
micahsmommy 13
How do you use up all of one's cable?
GimmeFive 10
There's an Indian word for that Forgot it but it meant The act of stealing something from a friend by slowly borrowing everything they own and never returning anything
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Anyone know the Hindu word for 'douchebag'?
ididntdoit1980 8
At least you USE to have better stuff then her. That should make you feel accomplished in your life.
KeyboardWarrior 10
You "pull some strings" if you catch my drift. You know, 'cause its cable... Eh? Eh? No? Okay.
Heinousness 0
Using up her cable adds to the problem. What creeped me out was the toilet part.