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Kelly This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Roseville, United States

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Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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RabidBunny 10

There has never been a better time to get revenge. Have fun OP.

mizuki123 8

That's why when I lend things I get it back before lending another thing.. Best friend or not.

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Comments (69)

You deserve it for constantly lending her things knowing she doesn't return them. Duhhh learn how to say no.

FilleNoir 21

Get a new friend!!

I would hate to have you as a 'friend'

Am I the only one who believe's in an @$$ wooping??

missyj0 12

What exactly is an "@$$"?

A polite way of writing ASS. :)

Ahem... Believes*. That is all.

Ahem... Believes*. That is all.

Time for a PPV spree at your friend's!

rcgirl2 11

I'm sure there's a way to get her back. Like if she buys new jewlery, ask if you can borrow it. And that's when you take it to a pawn shop.

13 sorry but you have a wacky imagination. Not letting in my house, that's for sure

florido_fml 10

Rob her and pawn her stuff.

I thought it would be common sense to never lend something again to the same person, if they never returned the first thing they borrowed