Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
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Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML
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blankettt 0
Are you an idiot? You couldn't move your foot?
babybubz 0
hmmm.. I really don't see how a used tampon would roll that far.. was the bathroom windy?
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Comments (114)
samantha_durano 6
^^ it was a used one lol.
purplemnm 9
I hope you lysoled that toe...that's hideously gross
PsychoMerk 0
Woah. that's effing gross.O_O ydi for wearing "chanclas" ;0
Kenpachi_fml 0
u should have eaten the bloody tampon to teach the person a lesson =OP
MadaZer0 8
Epic name!!! OP: Sorry that was me... I use tampons to clean my penis from the virgin girls I just had sex with...
babybubz 0
purplemnm 9
^^^ me too
sonogirl88 0
should ve kicked it back or moved your toes
anonacs 0
The best part is that she allowed the tampon to rest on her toes long enough for the other bitch to grab it. That's also why this is entirely unbelievable though.
vexis58 1
YDI for being barefoot in a public restroom. Eew.
enlitenbank 0
Where does it say that shes bareFOOT? Flip flops, sandals, high heels with exposed toes? There's so many explanations but you retards go for the conclusion she was walking around barefoot.
24788 7
A little blood and such got on you... That's it as long as you don't have a cut your fine. The other day I had to fight 450 zombies with nothing else but a shotgun and a sword. The blood was everywhere.
FockinA 0
you too huh ? i use the pan or the guitar. makes lovely music, lol
faztflow 0
that's ****** sick man.
CallMeHush 1
Damn funny, **** gross but damn funny.