disgusting
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I'd never met this girl. FML
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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?
alwaysalady 0
When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.
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freakthedream 0
well then. what a harsh douche bag that girl was. ouch yo. ouch.
Eladar 0
maybe she was ill... so threw up... But she thought you were hot and therefore didn't want you to see her in that state?
musicislife1995_fml 0
makes sense, actually ;)
Aliicat16 9
Exactly what i though
Gubbon 17
For sure not what happened, but nice thought :)
yellowdevel 0
what a bitch. haha. unless somehow its your fault =] then yeah.
ComputerAnalysis 0
You should have just acted like it was all your fault and just laughed at her discomfort. Also #29 is genius.
nazooer 11
STUCK UP *****
Curly_Wurly 0
Maybe she was pregnant and the odour of your clothes/cologne made her sick. Maybe she was highly allergic to something you had....Like I get sick if there's peanuts in my vicinity!!
redbluegreen 41
Maybe you should buy a bag for your face or so people have something to barf into when they look at you. Kidding. That sucks man.
zach5 0
Throw up on her :D
zach5 0
Also I like 33s idea
TayyTayy 0
. Maybee shee liked uu