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Mystery

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I'd never met this girl. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?

alwaysalady 0

When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.

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Comments (43)

Easy she was 16 and pregnant and you were 16 and unshowered...

Maybe you smell bad. Or wear a cologne shes allergic to?

daaamn you ugly!!

Can u post ur pic ;) ?

Someone to blame...happened to pick you...

justlooking1967 3

Does she glitter in the sun

She just wanted to blame someone.

Maybe you smell??

coolbeans26 12

Maybe she was attacked in some way by someone who resembled u and seeing that similarity brought the bad feelings back

most likely she has bad memories of someone who looks like you.... probably anxiety related to an assault of some kind. not your fault.