Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 10-year-old niece asked me how to spell "embarrassing." I confidently spelled it out. She giggled and said, "No, that's wrong." She was right, and to make matters a tad ironic, I'd just finished bragging about winning a spelling bee back in middle school. FML
Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML
Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML
Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML
Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML
Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
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sluggumsoriley 0
how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.
arabianballa 0
Fail.
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Comments (136)
Gimmedat 0
use silence dogood as your signature.
maddiesonnn 0
u stupid and need to go bak to kindergarten
tpike1296 11
59: I just so happen to think 7 was very informative...but maybe in the wrong place...
puppettamer 0
Shut up 7.
missawesome16 0
no one cares she ment the english one u f*ckin nerd
broderickcj 4
there r 26 lol
MassachusettsBoy 0
So what if you didnt know that? Its like not knowing how many spokes are on a standard bike wheel. If you know , you know. If you never counted, you wouldnt.
blt710 0
hahahaha that's kinda sad but I've been there xP
howie321 0
OMG shut the eff up and stop arguing nobody gives a shi*
rick_maahea 12
wow. and you are allowed use of electronic devices without adult supervision??? that is the FAIL. do you bathe with the toaster?