Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML
Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
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Kalofinator 0
Oh no! At least you're not hurt too badly - unless you're typing this with your cast in a hospital bed. She's got to feel awful!!
Hi_Itz_Me 0
shut the hell up
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rukusrazor 0
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
All_My_Seasons 0
Think of it this way. Now you have some leverage over her.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#8: No, there are so many ways this could actually happen. So stop taiting perfectly good FMLs with your stupid bs calling. ATTENTION: Just because an FML starts with "today" doesn't mean it happened TODAY! *Just a little disclaimer they should have.* OP: That sucks, your friend owes you so much it isn't funny.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#8: No, there are so many ways this could actually happen. So stop taiting perfectly good FMLs with your stupid bs calling. ATTENTION: Just because an FML starts with "today" doesn't mean it happened TODAY! *Just a little disclaimer they should have.* OP: That sucks, your friend owes you so much it isn't funny.
bonafidehustler 0
How come I never believe any FMLs anymore? Were they always fake and I just didn't know it, or am I just starting to become suspicious of them lately?
greasy_broad 0
Yeah I hate how everyone is ALWAYS trying to call every FML fake. You have no idea how shitty someone else's life can be. Even if it IS fake, it's funny anyway. Who made YOU the FML police?
amy_shmamy 0
thats badass hope youre ok
coreenn 0
lmfao #26. FML POLICE: to serve and protect real FMLs. OP Suck that you got owned, but thats life.
Carosello 0
wow o_o sucks for your roommate (and you, of course)
DieVanity 0
Omg! That's so scary, I hope your gonna be Okay :)