Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Niles, United States
Mistaken ID
Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21
What kind of asshole resorts to possible jail time for revenge of that sort
Its_Sinon 15
Hopefully you have good insurance, OP. Fyl.
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thefaekitten 29
And thats why we never assume. Shit happens when we assume.
dec4y 9
Even if the OP *had* cheated on somebody - the moment somebody decides that vandalism is "OK" as an act of revenge is the moment I stop feeling any sympathy for them, at all.
thefaekitten 29
Cheating isnt illegal, vandalism is. Lets just think about that for a second.
siggy_mcsigx 22
OP's gotta stop cheating in those drag races
mariri9206 32
#1 you shouldn't assume things because it only makes an ass out of u and me. ;)
Recon13x 9
maybe it was a psycho secret admirer that assumed?
hershelLayton 13
Find the fool and sacrifice them to Satan
Krypt1c 11
That escalated quickly
NickACD 27
For any dyslexic people out there, we're going to sacrifice the fool to Santa.
Its_Sinon 15
Hopefully you have good insurance, OP. Fyl.
UncleCaitlyn 21
What kind of asshole resorts to possible jail time for revenge of that sort
lunar999 23
"It was just a prank dude chill out"
NostalgiaFreak9 43
An insecure bitch that thinks vandalizing property will make her situation with her significant other better.
teentee401 37
Carrie Underwood fans, probably.
TheNewGuy03 29
Crazy motherfuckers, that's who.
Enslaved 38
"You don't **** with another man's vehicle. It's just against the rules."
UncleCaitlyn 21
I feel like you just shouldn't **** with people's stuff regardless.
Enslaved 38
Guess many just don't understand the reference.
tarlax 11
Well #11 sure didn't, but quoting movie lines isn't very witty anyway. So there's that.
Colon_Man 17
"Where did you get the motor cycle?" "It's a chopper, babe."
Technastar 25
"Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it."
cosmic_peanut 17
maybe you cheated at zenga poker , who knows
splinteredApple 36
Or maybe he's only dated guys, and cheated on his boyfriend with another guy. He only said he's never had a girlfriend.
RiddleMePancake 12
or maybe he cheated death and death is mad >:(
Recon13x 9
maybe his math teacher did it
pear_flavored 15
Maybe you're so smooth that you're getting girls without even realizing it? Idk you should probably just call the police
gosh_mate 30
People really need to check they've got the right guy...
PePziNL 20
And then still don't mess witch their stuff.
hamrtym 15
I just don't get how if you are a gf who was supposedly cheated on, how you don't know where your boyfriend lives or what car is his. Unless you were the side piece...
graphite01 15
Um... no, they need to get some self-controll and not kick the shit out out someone's car and spraypaint "Cheater"
Badkarma4u 17
I'm betting drugs and/or alcohol were involved here.
hmiller2337 11
Find them and spray paint on their car "BITCH"
Nomaddict 14
Maybe they caught you cheating on a test?