Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Niles, United States
Mistaken ID
Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21
What kind of asshole resorts to possible jail time for revenge of that sort
Its_Sinon 15
Hopefully you have good insurance, OP. Fyl.
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Comments (43)
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Cute misdirection with the "I've never had a girlfriend" but I doubt it's gonna trick your boyfriend into forgetting about the cheating. Shame on you.
sammiaaron 16
what
jzidar24 12
Plot twist: he is gay
dannidoll93 24
Well now people will think you got at least 2 girls... Silver lining?
moocowmilk0 19
... now thats just insult to injury
kafka13 9
it's for the future OP lol
XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14
What you can do is file this to the police, and if they find them file a lawsuit. You'll surely win.
MitiMiki 16
Police report and insurance claim. If you don't have comprehensive, check you homeowners policy. If you rent, file a claim with your property management. Bummer.
team_garra 8
Idk which is the bigger problem here. You getting your car beat up, or you not having a girlfriend
Zoldyck 17
I'd say getting your car destroyed for something you didn't do. I'm not sure why everyone's in such a rush to be in a relationship - it may just be OP's choice.
Liyuesigs 8
They probably meant boyfriend.
Sathane 21
Someone just wanted you to know what it feels like to have a girlfriend.