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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Niles, United States

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Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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What kind of asshole resorts to possible jail time for revenge of that sort

Its_Sinon 15

Hopefully you have good insurance, OP. Fyl.

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If you're gonna be an idiot and do something like, you might as well find the right car.

how can someone say that ydi?

TweetAnne 13

Apparently you had 2 girlfriends. Fyl, but report it for vandalism.

On the good side, you have one cheating free now.

Badkarma4u 17

Now people are going to think youre a player. You got instant bad boy status. Own it.

Why is everyone commenting about the car like I hope you get a girlfriend

Well, time to get your car repainted

Your psycho classmate knew you couldn't get a higher grade on the test than she had, so she took it out on your car.

I hope you called the police. And seriously, I hope a camera somewhere caught who did it, and that person is known to the police.

Harsh bro. ?