Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Salem, United States
Mfing kids
Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML
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slutfactory 17
When I learned about compound words in third grade, I believe I wrote down "bitchass." When my parents were contacted my dad had to leave the classroom because he couldn't stop laughing.
MartinDJ 26
Mah don't take it so hard, many siblings teach their younger siblings some swear words for unknown reasons. It's fairly normal unfortunately
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kiaroxilles 8
For all the posters asking "Isn't it summer?" they probably attend a year-round school. When I was in school we would get out for summer in mid-June and come back early September. Then the school district voted to change to a year-round schedule, meaning we would begin summer in very early June and return late July. So these kids are probably on a year-round schedule; many districts throughout the US are on this schedule.
MathildeDamm 17
What is a compound word?:)
fantasyworld 39
A word consisting of two different words.
LunarServant 10
Well I'm 14 so you'll get no remorse from me
ShamelessSara 4
Exactly what my kid would say if I had one.
LuvMissKay 4
At least they understand what a compound word is.
DanielleinDC 34
I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing. That's just priceless. Of course, I would have been dead if I'd pulled that when I was a fifth-grader, but it's still hilarious. Kids these days. I do think, however, that it's time for a few parent-teacher discussions.
sugarmonster42 7
Who are their parents!
wildcat5 2
I find it stupid as hell that we made up words that we're not allowed to say. there is no ******* point in it they're just words for God's sake
LingLing2482 3
They are so literate
waddatai_muhdami 5
well... they're not wrong.