Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Salem, United States
Mfing kids
Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML
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slutfactory 17
When I learned about compound words in third grade, I believe I wrote down "bitchass." When my parents were contacted my dad had to leave the classroom because he couldn't stop laughing.
MartinDJ 26
Mah don't take it so hard, many siblings teach their younger siblings some swear words for unknown reasons. It's fairly normal unfortunately
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Comments (63)
worldclassrager 41
Oh the internet...but wouldn't cocksucker be worse?
middlenamefrank 8
"At least" four? I'm glad you're the English teacher, not the Math teacher!
chazzywazzy654 22
Well they technically aren't wrong
MrsTeecee 5
This just made me literarily laugh out loud. Lol
mattmsk005 8
Were do you work lol
SofiaM0517 8
Don't be surprised.... They're fifth graders.... Expect that...
lindseyj_51 10
welcome to modern day parenting
slickman130 8
You must be a great teacher
EchoSerenity 15
Mandatory Parent Teacher Conference time!!!
rockydify 22
Um you did ask for ALL the compound words they knew ...