Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Salem, United States
Mfing kids
Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML
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slutfactory 17
When I learned about compound words in third grade, I believe I wrote down "bitchass." When my parents were contacted my dad had to leave the classroom because he couldn't stop laughing.
MartinDJ 26
Mah don't take it so hard, many siblings teach their younger siblings some swear words for unknown reasons. It's fairly normal unfortunately
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Almost_Positive 18
It seems like they've got the lesson down?
fsomelife 26
In all fairness, it really is a compound word. Those young whippersnappers know an asston.
jayblack99 8
Wow, when i was in Fifth id be afraid af to say or even write something like that in class.. Lol man i use to be a Goodie Goodie
1dvs_bstd 41
Those kids are going places, not college but places.
thatADHDdude 21
Old and overused. Downvoted.
Goldilocks1 8
How do you punish for that? Or do you? Kids watch damn near anything on tv and they will find words such as that. Sponge bob is getting close. Sure makes your job interesting sometimes. But still, it is sad their little minds had to hold such bad language.
satanic_fml 13
how the *dolphin noise* are ya, Patrick?
Respect101 17
don't dis Spongebob, I grew up on that show. That and Rugrats.
QueenofWheels 13
I bet next year you will say write down all the clean compound words you know.
Goblin182 27
Do they know its not a nice word? The use of that kind of language today is so common place maybe they don't know the "F" word is supposed to be taboo.
Respect101 17
Technically it's not a word at all. Just slang. Only a few cuss words are real words. Like Bitch, ass, etc
1947Chevy 17
I knew that one by the time I was in 3rd. Interesting i was never that much of a protected child but I knew right from wrong and still do better than half my friends.
Grants_69 2
It the moral of this story that you became average?
91hayek 31
Well they knew it so they wrote it. They followed the instructions you gave.
StarkWolf_fml 23
letting them watch Kick Ass 2 was a bad idea.
dipshitpoopyhead 7
Well they technically did do the assignment right.