Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
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oNikkio 0
Nice way to break the ice.
jf7609 0
ahhh hahaha! lucky him
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Comments (57)
MrGutsy_fml 0
Sure, the crotch thing is embarrassing, but being klutzy? I'd find that cute and endearing.
love_game911 0
hmmm...r u sure he didn't he didn't like it?? I mean i'm a klutz too...I fall all the time. an on time this happened to me too!! except for the fact that it was a kind of planed improv and I landed just a few inches above his croch....aslo I was suprised...he just smiled and did a mini hump....xP
EveryDayJackAss 0
unless she smashed his crotch......everything should be fine and intact....
shlee053 2
he liked it lol
unique_freak 17
awesome delivery
SilverChrono 0
Was it big??LOL
hummingbug 2
haha that's funny. i don't think i've ever managed to fall into someone's area before which is a miracle because i too am terribly klutzy. lol good luck on getting the part!!
elise_c 0
Maybe they'll think you're gutsy! I'm also afflicted with klutzyness haha!
Boy_Flow 0
lol another funny thing would be if he commented on this, or even better posting an FML saying that some klutz landed on his junk during an audition!! x-D
pretty_box 0
I don't know, OP.... that sounds pretty romantic to me! Sounds like you pulled it off perfectly ;]