Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment. I've been messaging off and on with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop for a bit, just to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was, "So happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML
Today, it's been a week since the last time I talked to the person I care about the most. We've been fighting for 2 months and he hasn't even opened the last message I sent him. I went completely radio silent as part of a bet, because others are convinced that he'll miss me. I don't think he's noticed. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML
Today, I got broken up with by someone I wasn't even dating. They had gone radio silent for two weeks and just popped in to say it was "better to be honest" instead of radio silence. FML
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
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geminidad 0
Just because you like her obviously doesn't mean she likes you :P
grungecat 0
You give her the silent treatment and expect her to nice to you?
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Comments (212)
seb12992 0
Get over it ******. That was a stupid plan anyway. Like you would've ever ended up with her anyway.
spoonboy 0
While her status was really passive aggressive, your plan was childish and dumb. If you like her, just tell her how you feel.
poppajonzz 0
You're either really annoying or she knows you read her status and was tryin to coax you back out.... I went with the first option. YDI
zbrown 6
I don't think she was talking about you. If it annoyed her so badly, and if she knew you'd see that she called you annoying anyway, why wouldn't she just tell you to piss off?
TNEBlover 0
at least shes thing of you!!
angorashi 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...retard.
craphappens92 0
Damn got him dirty
wreckedurday 0
HAHA FAG!!
lisafannypack 0
i don't get why you would call that "silent treatment"? isn't that for when you're mad at someone, instead of when you're trying to be "mysterious"?
Pandee 0
strange..... my SISTER has that EXACTLY as her status right now
wait_what1992 0
why the down votes? :P