Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, our boss is upset at us because not one person is going to the Christmas party that she so kindly bought all the snacks and drinks for. She scheduled it for noon, on the 25th of december. CHRISTMAS DAY. Hell, no no one is going, they’ll be with their families, not voluntarily going to work. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Today, I found out that I have to work Christmas Day. There's no public transport running and taxis are triple fare. It'll cost me more getting to work than I'll actually earn during the shift. FML
Today, I work in healthcare, and I was told that since someone quit I have to work Thanksgiving weekend, Christmas day, and all of New Year's weekend. This is after I was told, "Our workplace is a family." FML
Today, my work's annual Christmas party is at 3:00. Everyone in the office is off work at 2:00, except me and the boss who is staying 'til 4:00. I have been informed the boss is leaving early today to attend the Christmas party, but I need to lock up when I leave at 4:00. FML
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
Today, MLK Jr. Day, I was told that since my other co workers are on vacation, I have to be at work Today. No one else is at work Today...or on any other holiday. Also I am the only black person at my office. The irony, FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Santa will probably take a shit down your boss's chimney. Merry Christmas to everyone.
timbo1992 0
That's extremely selfish of him...I hope you got to spend some time with your family.
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Comments (115)
Dracoboxer357 36
He says everyone has to come in to be fair, but excludes himself immediately after saying that? Hypocrite. If he was in as well, then can't really fault his logic then, but since not, he gets the big dick head award. My boss is the first person to take one for the team, he likes to lead by example. Sorry mate, fyl. But, thinking of ya! Merry Christmas! :D
grannygruber 6
Suck it up! There are a lot of us who would LOVE to be off today but aren't!
Haha_oh_wait 4
Idiot
fallenangel31 1
report him to hr
lifeisabitchthen 4
Just like my boss. Baaaaaaarf.
samaroo0 0
:(
jay1010 0
selfish much??
docscientist 10
Then everyone should bail and spend it with their family. You and everyone deserve it for allowing companies to do shit like this. Stand up dammit!
keeks46 12
Quit your crappy job. It probably sucks anyway
ninjacapo 2
Tell him its "fairer" if his store burns down because your too cold
mosquito19 14
wow, you have a job