Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says, "We know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
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justesen 0
Hahaha, awesome father :D
arcturussage 0
boyfriends fault imo. If I were having my girlfriend over I'd make sure my mom knew she was a vegetarian. Dad sounds like a cool guy though
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SirAndrew 0
Not an FML.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Why is everyone dissing hippies? I smoke weed, have long (often dirty) hair, adore the Beatles, looking at acid sometime soon-ish, and have a boyf with gorgeous long hair. And I recycle and love nature to death. What's wrong with any of that? I love hippies!
UsingLogic 0
#107: So you're a vegetarian AND you have a problem with hummers, but you still won't call yourself a hippy? ...joking ;) Other than that, I eat vegetables and meat, and I don't care if people don't want to eat meat. But I do hate it when they try to make me feel like I should not eat meat. They make their choice, I make mine, and I don't want to hear dumb arguments that make no sense unless if you believe animals have souls like in Disney cartoons.
ProjectD13X 0
hope ur legal
evolveahimsa 0
number 87 is not an idiot, although he or she might be an asshole. 99 and 100, are you chics? i am a vegan but i do not bitch. you politely remind them you are veggie. they say o we forgot or we didn't know, sorry. maybe they make you something else real quick like boxed mac n cheese or soup or pasta, or maybe not. either way, no big deal, no one gets hurt and everyone knows for next time; this is not an FML, funny dad was just trying to lighten the mood maybe
Seegtease 0
#66 You said, "#18 is not a "polite" vegetarian; they aren't a vegetarian at all." If being a vegetarian requires you to rudely turn down your host's food if it has any traces of meat, then I guess vegetarians are rude by nature. Honestly. Unless you have legitimate allergies, or a person willfully made you food they knew you didn't like or were strongly against eating, you should eat what a host serves you. The world could do better with a little more politeness, and by insulting me, you only reinforce my point.
thatbingoguy 0
what kind of pu$$y doesn't eat meat??? you deserved that!!
Moomoomoo_fml 0
LMAO
GrapefruitZoe 0
118, the choice to avoid meat is a legitimate reason! Also, there are certain intolerances that are not allergies. Some people can't eat gluten. It's not an allergy, though.
jenn9854 0
niiiiiiceee. dick sammywich surprise. haha