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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Denmark
Maybe next year…
Today, I went to the ER to get my eye checked. Turns out I had a scratch in it. So, after sedation, I now need to wear an eyepatch. Too bad Halloween was yesterday. FML
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totallynotemily 25
Who says you can only dress up on Halloween?
ruudseriesx 25
Arrrrgh matey. Maybe people with think your just a die hard fan of pirates.
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totallynotemily 25
Who says you can only dress up on Halloween?
ruudseriesx 25
Arrrrgh matey. Maybe people with think your just a die hard fan of pirates.
SneakyDeath 15
Who said it is a bad time to be a pirate?
bruhhhhhhh 14
I'm just curious as to how you got a scratch on your eye
GhostFox 34
I both sun burned and scratched my eyes- in my case, the sores on the inside of my eye lid scratched my eye surface itself. Outside of that, you can scratch it the same way you would anything else, or get sand or similar material trapped under your eyelid that will scratch it.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
I was walking past a construction site and a truck went by and some dust from the road blew up and got in my eyes even though I covered them. I had to go to 3 different Dr's and the last was a surgeon cuz it got that bad.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
My sister got her eye scratched by having mud thrown at her when we were at camp and it got in her eye giving her staph. It's very easy to scratch your eye
trucker2 33
I got a paper cut when the wind blew the papers out of my daughters hand
Redhairchick 10
I scratched my eye a few times when I lived in Texas. The sand and wind would stir up and I would rub my eyes without thinking about it. It's very painful.
cuz803 46
A costume party would be dine for a real pirate like u
nyagemini23 22
Ouch I know how that feels. I just got over a scratched cornea and I looked like i got punched in the eye. It itches like mad
elk17 7
Damn fam that's lit. Pirate in November bro that's sick dude keep it up
Lalala579121 28
Wasn't there an FML a little while ago about people using language like this? I hope you were attempting to use satire.
Bearsmomma 30
I need to copy and paste this to urbandictionary.com for translation. FML!
hellnosucka 27
nothing is as badass as an eyepatch.
species4872 20
Find yourself a parrot.. quick.
OhPuhleeze 23
Wow. That is truely messed up.