sad trick Or treat
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Denmark
Maybe next year…
Today, I went to the ER to get my eye checked. Turns out I had a scratch in it. So, after sedation, I now need to wear an eyepatch. Too bad Halloween was yesterday. FML
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totallynotemily 25
Who says you can only dress up on Halloween?
ruudseriesx 25
Arrrrgh matey. Maybe people with think your just a die hard fan of pirates.
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Ze_Torch 12
Do you even Dia de los Muertos, puto?
Inf3ct3d 3
OP here. Got sand and eyelashses inside my eye while studying to my exam. One funny thing though is that the doctor who treated me was a doctor i know from my study (becomming a nurse). So he knew me though.
OhPuhleeze 23
Sand in eyes while studying... To be a nurse.... Hmmm was it sand from a beach volley ball court? He he. I hope you're all good now. All the best for your exams.
soulebelius 17
Mat I ask what were your symptoms? My eye is not red, and I can clearly see, but it burns randomly as if I have soap in there!
Solano2580 24
YDI for thinking eyepatches aren't cool.
alaina1104 11
"I went so all-out this Halloween, I actually gouged my eye out!"
crane8479 8
Just tell people your an Oakland Raider fan
benszt15 5
You might as well dress the part and get a pirate costume
Lalala579121 28
And if anyone asks why you're dressed like a pirate just say "pirates are in this year!" all offended-like.
ScottyR78 5
And International Talk Like a Pirate Day was a couple months ago!!