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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Kraft92 8

Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.

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onlychildFTW 33

Buzz lightyear is amazon though. It should make her think it's cute or that it's beast.

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badactor009 0

What's the issue? Is she going to judge you because you don't have your Malibu Barbie and Ken sheets out for her?

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sammiebug 0

Until those sheets are dryer your not gonna get laid!

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Rasetsu 10

I wouldn't care if my boyfriend has Buzz sheets. Barbie on the other hand...

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kriz_allizwell 6

simple...switch to spanish mode! zat wouldz be un turn on, senor....

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zach8771 3

Just take her in you're bed then infinity and beyond

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DMIN11 4

nobody pays me in random visits that will embarrass me ( ._.)

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lonewolf04 1

Tell her to get under the sheets. You'll take her to infinity and beyond. :)

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iwadasn 32

That's why you're supposed to have more than one set of sheets.

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