Today, I went to work despite having a nasty cold. I didn't call up sick because last week when I called in, my boss said I was being "unprofessional and unacceptable." My boss sent me home with a written warning today, claiming that coming to work sick was "unprofessional and unacceptable." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML
Today, I called in sick to work. My boss told me there's no excuse for sick days, because she once came in to work while suffering from pneumonia. Apparently, that's supposed to be impressive and inspiring. I don't know about you, but bad medical decisions aren't very inspirational to me. FML
Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML
Today, I’m at home, sick with a really bad sinus and ear infection. If I'd gone to the clinic earlier, then it wouldn’t have spread to my ears, but my boss wouldn’t let me take a day off. FML
Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML
Today, after I've been sick all week, but still coming in to work (I'm not contagious) because I know that we're short staffed, I sucked it up and came in again, only to find out 3 other employees called in because they're hungover. Now I have to do my job and theirs. FML
Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML
Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML
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longhair221 0
wow , sounds like your boss is a BITCH .
mendozaale 0
i guess ur really unprofessional and unacceptable any way u go .... damn thats not good :)
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Comments (182)
Misumi09 0
Ur boss is a fckn dick ! >.<
yake12 0
You spelt "*******" wrong.
Notorious_WLG 0
I woulda cussed him out
jblovee02 0
get a new job
ZUNiBiO 2
The office?
datboycam18 0
obviously you the answer is to not get sick. duhhhhhh
yeayeah14 0
that boss IS the unprofessionnal and unacceptable... he/she/it doesn't even know his/her/its standards for unprofessionnal and unacceptable
Spaggy_B 0
all the bosses at my store use that phrase whenever on of their workers do something that they find personally offensive. My coworkers and i have actually asked many of them to explain what is and isnt unprofessional, and none of us have ever had a straight answer. its bullocks.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Ouch. Where do you work?
colts1881 4
dont act like u haven't heard tht one before
TheNewGuy03 29
there is one person in this fml that happens to be indecisive. who could it be? |the kid|
Bartimaeus 7
I too, am sick and tired of being busy being tired of being busy being sick and tired...
heyred 11
Sounds as though the OP is a hypochondriac.