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Make it stop

SnuggieOverload - - United States

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

mariology - 11/12/2013 12:33 - United States - Newark

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

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People of Walmart

drano - - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

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The long game

Lost - - United States

Today, I got rejected for approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, so I called a bank to find out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does not have any records of this. Thank you identity theft. FML

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Hard times

psychopumpkin - - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

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Anonymous - 24/11/2013 23:19 - Canada - Surrey

Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML

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Creeped out

emoney - - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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High security

Middle Age Divorced Dad - 22/01/2024 23:40 - Canada - Stittsville

Today, it's been two weeks since someone walked into a bank in another province and showing only an RV receipt had 40k wired from my account. I notified them immediately, and was told to call back later. Then I was told it wasn't fraud, it was done in person. I will get the money back but unfortunately that's only the start… FML

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fatmom - - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

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The argument for fake IDs

bryans_fresh - - United States

Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML

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Not a morning person at the best of times

shouldhavestayedinbed - - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:16

They're the blanket! With sleeves! Can you send me one? :D

KayleeFrye 39

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:17

Go on YouTube, and watch the Snuggie parody..."The What the F*#K Blanket." It will cheer you up!

I_Dorado 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:27

But now you could sell those and make more money off of them!

damara3 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:34

I'm jealous...

turkishjew 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:57

I would be soooo happy if I could get 16 snuggies

GetTheFuckOut 7

Friday 25 November 2011 22:52

Maybe the thief was Mexican and had sixteen kids and wanted to keep them all warm by buying them all Snuggies. Hmm. Think about it.

kisses202 3

Friday 21 December 2012 21:44

Ehhhh Christmas Gifts!

blondie147 10

Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:14

Too bad online shopping does not work that way.

RileyKay521 6

Saturday 12 April 2014 4:26

Send me one! :)

slagathor1 5

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:48

Sniggie fort?

trumpy 9

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:33

whoever did this to you is a stupid **** haha!

incognitho 2

Friday 10 November 2023 8:16

call and cancel the orders

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Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. FML

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Today, I sent a draft email to my boss. The receptionist, thinking they were being helpful, forwarded it straight to the client. It's not ready for the client. I mean, it is NOT ready for the client. Really, really not ready for the client. FML

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Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML

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Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML

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Today, someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh and urine hit my nostrils. I stood there for an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door and desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML

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Today, I fell asleep for 20 minutes during my first final in law school. I took a $70k loan to be here. FML

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