Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I found out who my ex-girlfriend left me for. He is more successful than I am, and comes from a supportive and unconditionally loving family. He is bigger, taller, and 4 years younger than me. To add insult, I’m only 25 but this rich kid is in a band and plays guitar better than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who disliked the music I listened to and made, is now dating some womanizing party promoter who promotes music of the same genre of music I make. Now she’s all about it, including rocking the image. Who knew ghosting cheaters wanted everything about you, except for you… FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
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Top comments
Perdition 4
You dumped a rockstar.
KushTaeKush 0
I need to see this ! what is the bands name ??
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Comments (244)
biebette16 0
songs like that tend to suk anyways!
Kyscro 3
Who's the band so we can listen?
toxicmurder109 4
aww sorry
onthetoilet 3
what's the song??
RedEG4 1
what are you gutted for? you broke up with him so why should any of this concern you, unless the songs sound like crap I guess.
fryebaby666 0
damn....sorry
Ilikethenamesam 3
What are they called? :/
Srg_Platypus 0
Shouldn't have dumped him, he might be the next beebs
Skatejock21 0
and who's fault was that? oh wait... yours! You obviously had done something. It's your fault for dating him. Look at the bright side... you're all over youtube also!! What's the channel?? I wana look this up! and being as awesome as I am, I'd love to throw some comments at them about how I read your FML.
Alycidon 1
Clearly, your ex is dissatisfied with you. Grow the **** up and stop whining like a desperate bitch. YDI.