Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking forward to languishing on the beach for a few days of a “much needed vacation” when I literally got called back into work on my way to the beach. FML
Today, it's only day three of my annual vacation. Rest and relaxation? Afraid not! For the past days, I've been haunted by the constant thought of how much work will be piled up when I get back. FML
Today, the first day of my 4-day weekend, I fell off my scooter. I'll have to spend the rest of my vacation bandaged and away from water. I'm on a beach. FML
Today, my job announced we will be working mandatory 7 days a week for the next 6 weeks, maybe longer. There goes my summer. FML
Today, I came home from work to find construction workers repaving my street. I work the graveyard shift. FML
Today, it was supposed to be payday. Instead, it was the day I found out that, for two weeks, I have been volunteering for Habitat for Humanity, and am not actually employed by a construction company. FML
Today, as I was leaving for a 2-week vacation after working my ass off for 2 years, my area manager handed me a project. It's a 3-week job, and he told me he needs it when I get back. FML
Today, after 3 months of quarantine being totally broke, I was finally glad to get back to work. I found out that they no longer need me because "there's no money" to pay me. As I was leaving, I saw freshly renovated rooms, a huge new plasma, and a crowd of workers busy expanding the summer terrace. FML
Today, I was trying to relax on the beach after a stressful day, just to overhear a bunch of kids near me start fighting over who pooped in the hole they'd dug in the sand. FML
Today, after being jobless for 2 years, I got a call back for an interview. I was ecstatic until I saw the date. It's the same day I leave for a weeklong, nonrefundable vacation. I applied for the job 6 weeks ago, and since not hearing anything bought the vacation 2 weeks ago. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
The hard hat that you'll have to wear while tanning will really serve well for picking up members of the opposite sex.
jazzyspazz 16
way to check it out before you go.
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Comments (101)
AnnaVictoriaMBM 8
That sounds exactly like something that would happen to me.!
cpmagnusox 4
dude i was thereee!
RyNo24 4
YDI... Do your research next time...
hellonyancat 6
So, was the sun also out of commission? No? Well go out somewhere else and get off the internet! There must be more than just a beach in the area. It sucks but you can still have fun.
cldean24 4
Seriously, I never knew there was construction on beaches. For all those who say op should have checked on that, how do you know about beach reconstruction? In Kentucky there is never a word mentioned about it at all, and I'm a senior in college. Hard to check on something you know nothing about.
SolemnlyLove 7
+1
tjsomethin 9
Tl:dr
Mithylove 13
Travel to a different beach. The ocean is pretty big and although it may take you out of your route you can find some really neat places outside of the "tourist zone".
kroberts1581 0
Are you at OBX?!
MrDbagManSir 3
now you know you fagget
byteolu 0
Should put your foot in the back and you will stop :p