Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML
Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
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dunner12 0
WTF
breathemein 10
my friends parents invite us all over for their daughters birthday to hang out and remember her, when she died 7 years ago, they do it every year.
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Reynard13 1
Yes, your life clearly sucks much harder than their parents. After all, you were made uncomfortable for two to three hours while they tried to work through their decade old grief. They only had to lose their three gorgeous one year olds who had barely begun to open their eyes to the world. What the holy heck is wrong with you?
bouncykiddo 0
This is very sad, I feel horrible for the parents
redfaction 0
that's bad.... they need to let go... they went to a better place... they need to move on.... that type of shit is not mentally healthy at all.
AngieVengeance 0
I would think something tragic happened to them for them to have all died at the same age. The absolute worst thing that can happen to a parent is losing a child. if something happened to my children I would never ever get over it either. I get sick just thinking about it. This post has depressed me thoroughly
juliemarbles 0
I'm sure that must have been a little awkward but that's still very sad.
redfaction 0
plus... if you obcess... with some one.. who died
thoughtcriminal7 3
You are an asshole. And absolutely no one on here should be judging this as weird or creepy unless you have lost a child yourselves, let alone THREE BABIES. OP, I can understand you posting this if their death was a painful event for you, but NOT if you're just a whiny, selfish bitch who didn't feel like going.
redfaction 0
plus... if you obcess... with some one.. who died over 9 years ago... then there should be a doctor... get them mental help... and bro... you did nothing wrong posting this up.... that shit is hella emo and depressing.
Heliol 8
And... it's so annoying... to read... your comments... Why must... you pause... every two... words... Also learn.... to spell... please... See what I mean?
chrismcm 0
don't complain it's free cake and three less people to share it with
anorexicbarbie 8
Damn
mandaboo 8
Wow.
Thrasher91 0
did you guys prepare a surprise party?