Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple Smirnoff, I puked up the chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML
Today, on my first date with a guy I really like, I threw up not once, not twice, but three times. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML
Today, the girl I’ve been trying to date not only agreed to a date, she invited me back to her place because the date went so well. We were kissing so hard, I struggled to breathe, I coughed, gagged, then vomited my seafood dinner all over her yellow sofa. It all went downhill from there. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
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Mightyrif 23
If he is as amazing as the date was he should forgive and forget. Heck it would be a funny story to tell your potential spawn.
Sandsh8rk 36
As annoying as vomit is to clean up, your date shouldn't hold it against you - I'm hoping he was sympathetic and helped to look after you. :)
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Comments (21)
cjcj11 6
Well that blows chunks
fuckIife 8
My girlfriend puked on me at a party when we first met. I carried her to her sisters car and she puked on my shoes. Been together 5 years now.
ht123 7
If you went to dinner after the date, what was the actual date?
BigDave469 15
You are supposed to wait to throw up until about 1-2 months after you first have sex, LOL!
mnshdw818 3
Couldn't you ask him to pull over or open the window or door? I understand you weren't feeling well, but that's just rude to ruin someone's car like that.
delichick 27
Surprisingly it can happen quick. Ive havent been feeling well for about a year and Ive randomly thrown up - Ive bent to put a bag on the floor to get my keys and threw up before I realized I needed too. Maybe Op wanted to, and got sick before anything could be said
Bearsmomma 30
Could be she threw up as she was trying to ask him to pull over.
delichick 27
Hows your date feeling? My first thought since you shared a meal is that you got food poisening. Ive had it a couple time, it sucks. My next thought is you possibly had the flu. Hope you (and your date) feel better
GinGin92 18
Well that sucks, bad shellfish?
manuwish 9
offer to pay him for a professional cleaning or help out with the cleaning? it does sound terrible, especially if her crush is like me and has to vomit himself at the smell of it..the fact he didn't might be a quite good omen ;) follow up needed OP, did you get together?
Rayth 19
I am kinda curious to know what could have happened on that great date that would cause one to throw up.
lationas 25
We need a follow up! OP, you have to tell us what happened afterwards :)