Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my family for my birthday when we tipped over while going down a rocky cascade. My husband badly cut up his arm, and my car keys and my phone both went for a swim and never returned. Great birthday. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
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aero_fml 0
Give up boating and pick up diving?
onigiriqueen 0
WHY WOULD YOU BRING THOSE THINGS WITH YOU ON A BOAT?! I get not having a safe place to put them-- but then why the HELL would you *jump out* of that boat and risk something happening to all of your shit? My GOD YDI for being such a dumbass!!! >_
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Comments (104)
lgzspectrum 2
Because you take your cell phone on a boat that is likely to tip over.
gpstyne 0
bullshit
Bree16 0
haha that sucks
georgepeters 0
well obviously your all right because you could post this so ...
hXcsoccerplaya 0
look people: the question is not why did you bring those things on a boat, it's why did you jump in the boat? that is a horrible idea. unless, of course, you like losing everything you have on the floorboard of the boat..
stepup0220 0
why would you leave valuables, especially car keys, in the boat in the first place?
Bloonbloon 0
#66 of course it's rocket science. What else would it be, common sense? Psssh. Yeah, right.
Bloonbloon 0
And people, the OP did not jump in the boat, he/she jumped into the lake and when he/she tried to get back on, the boat tipped.
isabellarodrigue 0
how big is this boat???
kaitlyn3xo 0
what was it a canoe?