Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
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Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
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lilfrankief 8
Awh, that sucks! I have an over attached mom too! I hate that shit!
Tdrizzzzzly 19
"No, I'm not going to call her cell phone, this will be much easier"
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Comments (60)
davestrider 0
Ever heard of texting?
xoky720 6
Who gets lost at best buy??? Lol. Sorry OP :(
phrenetickane 4
Good lead in to get her to purchase a cell for you.
hannnahmarie 14
Hah I know how you feel, my mom still does that
myztwenty8 4
what a loser
doglover100 29
Best buy isn't that big. She should've called you.
TheChillyBoy88 6
Appreciate everything your mom does, because you don't know what you had until it's gone.
alwayswinning123 7
I think you need glasses...and if you already have them, get better ones!!!
blutopaz 5
Am I the only person laughing more at the error in the sentence than the content of the sentence itself?
BrandisaurousRex 6
wow couldn't call the cell phone? embarrassing...