Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML
Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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iFellytone 0
You have your mom on Facebook? That just adds to everything.
Peroxide 3
I'm a hot 18 year old college student willing to pleasure you for the right price negotiated behind the curtain in the VIP room.
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Comments (71)
kravitzz1990 0
theres this thing called a LIFE! get one!! this is not a fyl voz u had the choice of staying home, you could hav easily gone out YDI
Mx_Rider 6
im an 18 yr old college student studying for my paramedic test... i hardly go out anymore study study study... sigh o well ill be making it rain later in life :D
marshmallowmouse 0
I'm a 21 yo college student trying to change that, lol, you should, too! If you live in a dorm, it's a lot easier to hear about parties and make friends. Go hang out in the common areas! :)
nemo3590 0
...Wanna hang out?
iwadasn 33
This doesn't really seem like an FML. Do you really think your life automatically sucks just because you're not partying all the time?
Lisa89 3
I'm a student... i don't really go out fridays
blue_eyed 0
Dude if ur lonely its obvious just make sumthin happen urself! If ya have a facebook chat ur friends and arrange plans!...... Sheesh
ubiubiooi 1
COME ON!!!!! JUST CALL UP A FRIEND ND CHILL OR SUMTHIN JUST DONT B HOME ON FRIDAY!!!!!!! im a 13 year old girl in boston and i cant remember the last time i didnt have plans on a FRIDAY!
blue_eyed 0
.... YOU PEOPLE ARE SO OLD!!! I'm only 14
brfan1337 22
"Even my mother has better things to do..." That's kind of insulting to say about her. Is she just supposed to stop her life because she's a mother?
Sappheyes 0
Heck if her kids have recently moved out, she should be out living it up!