Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
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Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML
Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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iFellytone 0
You have your mom on Facebook? That just adds to everything.
Peroxide 3
I'm a hot 18 year old college student willing to pleasure you for the right price negotiated behind the curtain in the VIP room.
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Comments (71)
shudashuia 0
all the faults belong to urself...
clarely 0
Not an FML. Totally MLIA.
jessmariemoedis 0
i totally understand. im 19 in college on long island and the highlight of my weekend was calling home and talking to my dad!
im_not_me 0
so, TODAY you're a 19 year old college student in NYC... I'm interested to find out what you are tomorrow... hehe
Flutist 3
so use the time to study
Haileykins 0
oh haha your sad life is so funny! not. so sick of these posts.
Haileykins 0
why do people think its funny that they have no social lives? stop posting this crap.
tummycat 0
Dude you can talk to me anytime :) I have absolutely no life!
ipityyou 0
Do you realize how weird this sounds? "Today, I'm a 19 year old college student in NYC" then what? Tomorrow you're gonna be 20?
stevenmx86 8
Lol self righteous number 11 can't even spell moping