Lonely_Army
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Qatar
Lonely, so lonely
Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML
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redbluegreen 41
I'm not sure that's the correct definition of model behavior.
KingCeltic77 18
Don't worry. Many girls would love to go out with you. You served our country when it needed you. You'll find someone, don't worry.
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ManInTheMachine 20
Should've gone to the Katy Perry Memorial Day concert. 'Twas cleavage for all to see! You wouldn't even remember what she was singing. Hope you make it back safely. Thank you for serving your country.
KiddNYC1O 22
Mmm Katy Perry.
karynababe189 0
Aww it'll be over before you know it
darwinism 30
As long as you didn't touch it, no harm was done. Hope you go home soon mate. Sounds like you deserve a break.
Calyx_fml 22
Were they implants?
FYLminerocks 7
Mannequin's may have cleavage but they can't make you sandwiches.
KatG0Rawr 8
Lol that sucks
fasneasy 1
Don't worry bro we all have done it after an afghan deployment.
hitman472008 3
I know the feeling bro. Was deployed in Afghanistan for a year. Now that place sucks.
corleon198425 22
Stay safe brother get. Back home De opreso liber
kmsmith87 2
it's better than being deployed so long that Iraqi women start to look good
williamcarter93 13
nothing wrong with Iraqi women. They aren't responsible for what their men do, just like American women ain't responsible for what American men do