Lonely_Army
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Qatar
Lonely, so lonely
Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML
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redbluegreen 41
I'm not sure that's the correct definition of model behavior.
KingCeltic77 18
Don't worry. Many girls would love to go out with you. You served our country when it needed you. You'll find someone, don't worry.
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CallMeMcFeelii 14
One good thing about groping mannequins, they know how to stay quiet..
destinee_95 2
Marines are hot u sld b able to get more action than a mannequin:) lol
reddudeover 2
I think she was DTF.
destinee_95 2
Army men are hot;) you should b able to get more action than a mannequin lol
sgtsharkey 6
Qatar has lots of women there so what's the excuse bro?!
perdix 31
Yes, you are out of it. Why are you wasting time sneak a peek down a mannequin's top? You can just grab them ******* right away and fondle them all you want -- she's not going to stop you. Heck, you can pull her top clear off and suck her boobies. This can go on until store management forcibly ejects you from the store, but it will be SO worth it. Or so I've heard.
Rowdey 10
Perdix got thumbed down?? What is going on??
AbbyAbyss 5
Or just take the mannequin home with you! Nobody trying to stop your good time.
quontag 15
At least you weren't slapped.
H1sR1d30rD13Ch1c 0
DAyum seeing all these comments about afganistan and that's where my sisters going hope u get home soon and hope everything turns out okay for all the troops
rattusrattus 19
You've seen Doctor Who, right? You know those things kill!
jwebster 8
Mannequin isn't cheating. It's just like a flesh light. Lol. Your girl back home won't mind a bit.