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Lonely birthday

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

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It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

iAmScrubs 19

Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

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thats hard man

Surprise party? : )

Angellic_09 0

Happy belated birthday!

they were understaffed lol

insanelyXnikki 18

Aw :( I'd celebrate your birthday with you :D

OP, you could've been at 'your friend's house' for their birthday party or something. Anyway, I hope you relaxed and had a good birthday. :)

lexiieeex3 32

Your "friend" could have been inside or about to meet you.

Well, happy birthday!

D'oh! Don't feel too bad, I'd do the same thing... Although I tend to do that sort of thing online.

It's OK OP... He doesn't even care for who it is...