Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting with my close friend about her very sick father. She texted, "I hope he gets better" and I replied, "I hope he does." Autocorrect changed it to, "I hope he dies." FML
Today, my coworker texted me about her grandmother passing away. I meant to send a sad face but accidentally sent the party hat emoji. Now she probably thinks I was celebrating her grandma’s death. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
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KBeatz 5
Autocorrect at its worst. Explain yourself quickly before you're the biggest jerk ever!
gr8koolkat 6
To be honest if you were a good friend (close enough to ask her what was wrong), you probably should've called her. Or at least text back something a little more sympathetic rather than just 'awwh'.
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Comments (214)
projudy 9
That's technology for you.
janerose21 3
Bad times, but if my friend has lost someone "aww" is not the first thing I would say but just apologise I am sure she will understand!!
hurrican_fml 0
Dyac >(
Afterburner159 0
Today i got banned from the mall, movie theater, and surrounding resteraunts for 4 years along with my friend because he took a piss in the corner of the parking garage.
coolguy53111 5
Looks Like You Are Going To Get The Silent Treatment For Life.
sammyluvspugs 4
That is why I took auto correct off my ipod
wironandine 8
I thought it didn't have an "h" in it. I thought it was "awww"
izzygarcia 0
I'm sorry for your loss I kinda know how you feel my parents just divorced my mom moved five states away to be with a guy she only knew for about a month, Too top it of its my lil sisters uncle & too top it off even more she got pregnant from him within a month of living with him & now she left him & moved back too Cali so my mom basically ruined five children's happiness for another kid -______-
rexreta 5
You were really going to say "aww"? Really? Why not just say "Shit happens".. Like that'd be so much better..
Fonze13 0
Wait ahaha is a word my phone would never do that