Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I thought I'd locked my house keys in my locker at work. Not having any replacement nearby, I decided to cut the padlock with the saw of my pocket-knife. It took 20 minutes and four cuts into my hand to destroy the padlock. It took another five seconds to find the missing key in my jacket. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML
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NippsSlipps 10
Checking your pockets for keys before you break a window usually works. But that's just me.
Airman1988 9
So you managed to search the ground and find a spoon but not your own pocket for a key?
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Comments (144)
waterboy14 7
Stupid Hoe
splashman 7
I'm guessing since he had a spoon lying around this happens more than we think.
bls5301 2
A spoon? Why was a spoon on the ground outside? And why would that be your first choice to break a window? No rocks?
kdz 0
are you kidding? you used a SPOON? some cheap ass glass windows you have. Or you're just lying
thecall16 5
a spoon? do i even want to know how a spoon ended up outside? yeah this was just a smh moment
jguliz09 0
ur an idiot
nerpy_derpy_doo 3
huh. i did something about the same before :P ... except i went to open a window and climb in. sadly enough i didnt notice a police car parked on the corner lmao it was pretty funny
Ethan45vio 3
Sounds like the Beatles song.
beccamp1975 5
Oops! lmao sorry it was funny
cwl727 33
She came in through the bathroom window. Protected by a silver spoon.