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Living life on low battery mode

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

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Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?

The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.

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littlesunshine_fml 9

that's a good reason to get out of bed..:D

midget2005 0

cupcakes are an awesome motivator.. i wish i had cupcakes in the fridge..

LifeanDeath 2

what kinda cupcakes? :D

Chara3328 1

I really don't get what your trying to say

#56 I'm not from Texas....

A7X_LoVeee 10

I wasn't talking to you.

perdix 31

Mine is avoiding bedsores.

turn q 2h lol

lazy fat ****

wow, what a winner. freak!

Muffins over cupcakes any day! just like pie > cake Unless its cheesecake...mmmmmm cheescake.

hopefully there was an ice cream truck so you'd be motivated to run down the street.( :

Capt_Oblivious 10

That's all the motivation I would have needed.