Today, I work as a cashier, and as always, I asked the customer paying credit to sign the "sheet" of paper. I received a dirty look from one woman who apparently talked to the manager about me, saying I had asked her to sign the "shitty" paper. I have now been warned for "derogatory language." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML
Today, at my cashier job, I got written up for accepting obviously photocopied coupons. Last week, I got written up for "inadequate customer service" because I refused to accept the same bogus coupons from the same customer. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
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perdix 31
Next time, ask her to sign the "penis paper." When the manager asks, say you said "piece of paper."
dave202 0
Did anyone else immediately think of the City Wok guy from South Park when they read this?
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Comments (83)
charvisioku 22
I would say you should articulate better, but I'd be a hypocrite since I have a northern English accent. FYL. Ignore the silly bitch, she can't seriously have thought you said "shitty paper". What a dumb arse.
InfamousRaider 15
Just say sign the paper
notsofriendly 17
People just like to complain - though it's odd to refer to that small bit of paper as a "sheet"!
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Probably time to switch to saying receipt rather than sheet of paper
gatorgirl7563 22
Are you talking about the receipt? Just call it that.
obeykaitlyn 25
why don't you just call the sheet of paper a receipt?
fantasyworld 39
People just like to complain.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Lol that stopled being funny in jr. high...