Today, I work as a cashier, and as always, I asked the customer paying credit to sign the "sheet" of paper. I received a dirty look from one woman who apparently talked to the manager about me, saying I had asked her to sign the "shitty" paper. I have now been warned for "derogatory language." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML
Today, at my cashier job, I got written up for accepting obviously photocopied coupons. Last week, I got written up for "inadequate customer service" because I refused to accept the same bogus coupons from the same customer. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
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perdix 31
Next time, ask her to sign the "penis paper." When the manager asks, say you said "piece of paper."
dave202 0
Did anyone else immediately think of the City Wok guy from South Park when they read this?
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Comments (83)
Sinningsindy 0
Thats messed up. I hate when people swear you said one thing when you know you said another.
theonlyknownlink 0
Wow that's kinda funny. I don't really get how that would sound like "shitty paper" unless you said it weird or you have an accent but maybe the person who heard has something wrong with their hearing?
jensenr88 0
this is a shitty fml
956TXking 0
you must be Mexican lmao
Flamersplamer 0
IMOYRRFDI seriously, you work as a cashier and don't know it is "sign here please"? get a new job or take a course in how to not get warnings.
sammy6597 0
This is a crap FML. so you got a warning? do we need to know.
DancingDick 0
Nice potty mouth douchebag
CoolHipDude 0
The dumb bitch should get a hearing aid!!!! And maybe you could consider taking some speech lessons? :)
Erniesduck123 0
I'm with everyone else, she was probably confused because normal cashiers say receipt, because that is what it is. Even piece is better than sheet, it's not a sheet at all. Or don't refer to it at all and just ask "Can you sign this please?" or "Can I get your signature?"
brendiz 0
LMAO!!! i feel your pain. i hate credit... i just say "sign here please" & hand them the paper NEXT!