Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Colorado Springs, United States
Kids these days
Today, my toddler son walked up to my older daughter and kissed her chest, then said, "I kissed the boob." I have no idea where he learned that word. FML
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LyricaSilvan 30
You say that as if "boob" is a swear word. I get that some people have different ideas of what is or isn't appropriate language, and I can admit that a kid saying that in certain contexts might be a little awkward, but come on...Is it really the worst thing he could be saying?
Arashikage 18
Watching too much Drake and Josh
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catlady4eva 9
Might wanna check who he's been around?
Insertfabusernam 12
Maybe you can try asking him where he learned that, or maybe check who he's been around with these past few weeks or days. Or maybe he just saw it on TV.
hanrostre 17
Either way, it's creepy.
hanrostre 17
And this, my friends, is how incest starts.
bushpigalois 15
Only you'd know
fmyinternet 13
OOOOOOHHHHHHH MOM GET THE CAMERA SICK BURN M890 Imma go jump off a bridge
Arashikage 18
Watching too much Drake and Josh
Moerighan 23
Boob is not a bad word for a toddler to know, my 3 year old says it all the time because she sees me feeding her brother, says I'm feeding him boobie
Nyattack 14
That's adorable
lantz4levi 19
Matter of opinion and maturity and for each individual parent to decide.
deathshead 19
#16 you took the words right out of my mouth... I'm suing you for theft.
LyricaSilvan 30
You say that as if "boob" is a swear word. I get that some people have different ideas of what is or isn't appropriate language, and I can admit that a kid saying that in certain contexts might be a little awkward, but come on...Is it really the worst thing he could be saying?
tmj25789 23
I agree #8. I mean he is just a little guy. My nephews use to say boobs too. There is nothing wrong with it.
deathshead 19
could be a lot worse for sure, when I was young we got stuck in traffic so I yelled "It's the pedal on the right asshole" Yea... guess which male parental unit got in big trouble for that...
maharb01 17
Sounds innocent, the toddler won't understand context and is probably just trying to understand their world. a friend of mine works at a day care and had a 3 year old try to kiss hers and then said "******* are for kissing" That's when you could be worried. . .
sparkledoge 29
He's toddler so he probably just thought it was a funny thing to do. I'd honestly focus more on telling him why it's not right to kiss your sibling's chest than the fact he said "boob" though.
stressedartist 14
It's America. Where didn't he learn that word?
killmenowugh 12
Why not ask the one with the boobs? Your daughter? As a daughter, I complain about my boobs a ton. Probably the source?